Reasons I go on OK Cupid

To judge
To be judged
To laugh
To regret
To mock
To wait
To write
To read
To cringe
To sleep

To smirk at people I don't know
To stare at people I do know
To think of what's here
To wish on what's not
To believe in true love
To ignore random fucks
To ridicule weird profile names
To pacify new lover's game

To toss
To turn
To teach
To learn

Ok Cupid.
I get it.